I’m hiding my three Krispy Kreme donuts from myfitnesspal. It’s none of it’s business really


casey-haunter:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

somedonkusfromasgard:

greatleapsforward:

meowitsraygun:

meowitsraygun:

I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”

Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”

id listen to you guys.

Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”

Oh my god

I’m already a fan. I want merch.



Jack is making me watch the purge and it’s terrible and I hate it and I’m not going to sleep for months and wahhhh


Fuck, my tea.

♡ me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)